Відео

Average swim learner: 6 Me: 13

They're not punishment. They're ABUSING! ILLEGAL!!

My eyes are as rare as third nipple this is how I will describe my eye color from now on

the hell do you mean 0.5 gunshots? nah bro im gonna shoot half a bullet.

January 16 bby!

2 days: peeing blood Forrest gump: I have no weakness.

I learnt how babies were made at 8-

When I know how to cook toast when I was 8

(hip) *Falls* "oh no my hip broke"

Need meth now

tomatos are 99% tomato and 1% nuclear bomb

I learned to walk at 9 months old

If you dying from Heat Death its not immortality

No one ever surpassed 201

Guys I’m rare!…

how do u learn what country you live in at 10

Sea Scorpion Lived About 416 Million Years Ago Or 467.3 Million Years Ago.

Wait people take pictures of them naked 😰😰😰😰

how on earth do you get a paper cut in ur organs do u eat paper or something

I went outside in -44. That's cap

4:15 the 'too fast in bed' and 'knocked out' were swapped 💀💀💀

Me who learned how to use social media at age 8-10:

I can taste sounds and smel parkinsons one time my grandma said she may have parkinsons and I said smells like it. 10 day later she was diagnosed with parkinsons

They lied about the coffee

I feel like most ppl have THOUGHT most of these but never actually tried to attempt it or anything

im assuming its not that rare but maybe a little. bell is my last name

You do not have the to have a 134 high iq to understand that its just in the movies you can fall asleep with a Ghostbusters machine

0:11 is it glitching to you

mines on december 31 11:07 almost a hour of being born in a new year! ( so it's kinda rare?) comment if we have the same birthday!

1:20 Cookie Monster

Honored to be on top 8%

I had a dream when i turned into spongebob and i was scared

Mine is October 22

1:45 bruh I learned my country name when I was 3

Self pleasure?

W@S ÊLVĪŠ ØK!?

Like if your name was not on the list mine wasn’t my name is Perla

How are babies made?

2:27 Your farts are even killing animals! You monster! 2:37 Your farts have led to a sustainable source of fuel for cars. You legend!

Goldie or chrisa?

Me at age of 8 and don’t know how to swim ☠️☠️

Too many steps… David Goggins: Am I a joke to you?

Mines was on? No way!🎉😮

Look at Nazi Germany, it's so poor, it's not even 1 percent of the world. 😂

mine isn’t on

Suddenly everyone in the comment section think they have special human abilities

Mine is on may 4

The pew pew one actually works, I tried it out!

so the max is 32 chickens...

Imagine how different this would be if Austrian art schools didn’t reject artists